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Objects for Antic Contemplation

• Thoughts for the Day
  (Department of Fortune Cookies &Amp; Other Wise Sayings.)
• Trivia Quiz Room
  (A Sanctum of Cool & Unusual Punishment for the Academically Masochistic)

Massively Stupid, Iniquitous, and/or Tasteless Web Stuff

• Stupid & Tasteless Infobahn Roadkill that no decent or sensible person would have anything to do with but which for obscure reasons keeps getting more stuff added to it, probably by somebody else.
• Fashionable Jargon & Gibberish for the Use of People With Nothing to Say
• Dirty Pictures
  Caution: You must be over 18 to look at this page! Maybe over 21. Maybe over 70. If you are still alive, you probably aren't old enough. Do not look at this stuff! The web is full of edifying pages; why would you want to look at something like this?!
• Multicultural Computer Demon Exorcism Page
• Amazingly Dumb, Grade D Movie Plot Generator that I wrote accidentally many years ago only as a programming exercise and that I am not responsible for and that I have much better taste than ever to look at (In fact I probably didn't actually write it. I probably never even saw it. Now that I think about it, I am quite sure I never heard of it.)
• Answers to All Questions About Life, the Universe, & Everything

Other People's Web Toys

• The Magic Gopher
• Lufthansa European Destinations Game
• How rich kids spend their vacations, or Where the Hell is Matt?
  
• Horrible Histories dramatizations
• Trailer for Harry Potter & Wizard's Collection
• Engrish.com, one of the funniest sites on the web, where accomplished English speakers can feel superior to the accidental humor of beginners
• Indiana Jones Facebook Site
• The Bible in Legos (Very tasteless. Don't go there.)
  (Speaking of Legos, don't go here either. Promotes despondency.)
• Home page of the San Diego Hysterical Society, in case you thought historical figures in San Diego were not weird.
• Dancing Paul
• Get a Chinese Name
  (If your name is already Chinese, don't let that stop you. The program, dating from 1998, thinks all names are English. You can get another one. Or several!)
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Non-Web Stuff That Is Silly Anyway

• The Pseudo-Quasi-Neo-Egyptian-oid Game of Zorch
  (Once obsessively but secretly played by UCSD undergraduates unbeknownst to The Administration. Note: I never heard of such a game.)

Caution: Do not run your mouse over the elegantly dressed but potty-mouthed Elizabethan guy on the right. He has a bad temper and insults people 'cause he hates mice.

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