So here's my idea for a really bad movie!

Professor Jordan, without thinking twice about it, terrorizes the world by seizing an elderly lady who cusses picturesquely in Lithuanian!!!

And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).

Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?

• Of course! You are an artist of incredible (if underappreciated) genius!
• Absolutely not! You are a tasteless slob. None but the damned or the daft could want anything more to do with the likes of this!