So here's my idea for a really bad movie!
After morbidly dwelling on his oedipal problems while consuming yet more fried food at the Price Center, Hieronymous (whom even his friends call Dummy) declares war on Professor Jordan's ancient grandmother!!!
And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).
Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?