So here's my idea for a really bad movie!
The Blob —well, actually just a large person wearing loose clothing who was called "The Blob" by socially insensitive roomates who tended toward excessive candor— , creating a terrible scene, publishes a learned monograph showing a total misunderstanding of all of Xinjiang province!!!
And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).
Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?