So here's my idea for a really bad movie!
A large, intelligent, but rather over-ripe, hybrid tomato, remembering that night in Tibet, is harshly but accurately criticized by several postmodernist graduate students, obsessed with the relativity of all things!!!
And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).
Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?