So here's my idea for a really bad movie!

A large, reddish demon, formerly well regarded by most critics, publishes a learned monograph showing a total misunderstanding of all of Xinjiang province!!!

And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).

Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?

• Of course! You are an artist of incredible (if underappreciated) genius!
• Absolutely not! You are a tasteless slob. None but the damned or the daft could want anything more to do with the likes of this!