So here's my idea for a really bad movie!

A missionary for an obscure sect, unable to find the most appropriate word in a pathetically inadequately Quechua pocket dictionary provided by The Agency, electrocutes innocent children!!!

And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).

Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?

• Of course! You are an artist of incredible (if underappreciated) genius!
• Absolutely not! You are a tasteless slob. None but the damned or the daft could want anything more to do with the likes of this!