So here's my idea for a really bad movie!
An advanced graduate student (who was Professor Jordan's TA in the recent past), on seeing the plans for a hideous new administrative complex to be built where the only student parking lot has always been, speaks Italian just badly enough to be accused of cursing in Bulgarian at President Trump!!!
And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).
Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?