So here's my idea for a really bad movie!
A huge radioactive earthworm, brandishing a shillelagh, gets abducted at the mall while desperately seeking the college dean, too busy administering boiling oil to a student accused of plagiarism to pay any attention!!!
And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).
Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?