So here's my idea for a really bad movie!

A slimy creature from the deep, looking for a meaningful relationship but having only parrots as friends, slobbers soy sauce while gobbling innocent children!!!

And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).

Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?

• Of course! You are an artist of incredible (if underappreciated) genius!
• Absolutely not! You are a tasteless slob. None but the damned or the daft could want anything more to do with the likes of this!