So here's my idea for a really bad movie!

The celestial dragon is advised by a doctor of dubious qualifications to avoid an amazingly feisty ancient lady living in Kaohsiung!!!

And then everybody ends up dead or sad or both (or else goes to the seashore).

Do you want to hear about ANOTHER great movie idea I had? Do you, huh? Do you? Do you?

• Of course! You are an artist of incredible (if underappreciated) genius!
• Absolutely not! You are a tasteless slob. None but the damned or the daft could want anything more to do with the likes of this!