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The David K. Jordan Endowment Fund at UCSD has been set up to provide financial support to UCSD graduate students doing anthropological fieldwork among non-Anglophone populations of Asia and Oceania. The endowment is just reaching sufficient size to make its first grant sometime this year or next. You are invited to contribute to it by going to UCSD's donations page. (Link) Type "jordan" into the "Search All Funds" search box to reach the donation form. Future generations of anthropology graduate students thank you in advance.
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