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More or Less Inevitable Request for Money: The David K. Jordan Endowment Fund at UCSD has been set up to provide financial support to UCSD doctoral candidates in anthropology doing anthropological fieldwork among non-Anglophone populations of Asia and Oceania. Grants range from $3,000 to $10,000 dollars (inflation adjusted from 2010 values). The endowment reached sufficient size to make its first grant in 2015. You are invited to contribute to it by going to UCSD's donations page. (Link) Type "jordan" or "anthropology" into the search box to reach the donation form. Future generations of anthropology graduate students thank you in advance.
Alternatively or in addition, think about setting up your own endowment fund at this university or another one to promote the careers of the next generation.
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