RECIPES FROM THE "I REALLY, REALLY HATE TO COOK" COOKBOOK
Roz Chast
Lunchtime Surprise
6 old green olives
5/6 plum
3 1/2 slices yellow American cheese
8 oyster crackers
bite of cheesecake
1/3 c. rice pudding
10 Necco wafers
Serves 1.
12-Second Casserole
Throw a bunch of unspoiled stuff in a pot that won't blow up when you put it in
the oven. Bake until hot.
Serves 1.
Leftover Jamboree
Leftovers
Water
Do your best to find a clean pan. Heat food up with a little water.
Serves 1.
Ma Bell's Special
Takeout menu
Telephone
Decide what you're in the mood for. Dial. Order. Wait for delivery. Serves 1.
See the original cookbook page.