Here Dwelleth the Minotaur
Great Galloping Zeus!
You have made your way through the labyrinth to the lair of the minotaur! If you are a first-year UCSD graduate student in anthropology, that means I owe you beer!
Great balls of fire!
(To claim your beer, just Email me and tell me you have met the minotaur and I owe you beer.)
If you are an undergraduate, shouldn't you be in the library?