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Cautionary note: This page is reserved for jokes people have sent me over the Internet.* If you are easily offended,
you will like these a lot you should flee this page now. Don't say you haven't been forewarned!
*-I didn't make them up. I am not responsible. I had nothing to do with them. I am computer-illiterate. Don't blame me. I was in Saskatoon at the time and knew nothing about it. I am a very serious person. I don't do jokes. If I had been here to notice, this kind of stuff never would have got in here. Whoever is responsible will be severely reprimanded. And furthermore, you didn't have to come here. It's not my fault if you are snooping around in here when you could be looking at
porn sitesmorally uplifting and educational sites or reading a chaste and edifying book. And besides, I am probably still in Saskatoon and/or this is probably somebody else's account.
Instructions: Flee this page at once to avoid having to see
hysterical tasteless Infobahn roadkill. Do not push the "Sock It To Me" button or you will actually see such a joke!
Flee now and retain your self respect!
You can still show yourself to be a
person of taste and good breeding who is
above crude and vulgar Internet humor if you
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